SATIRE
Every Satire story from RXed AI News over the last 30 days — 19 items.
@TravisKalanick raises $1.7B for ATOMS to transform industry with physical automation.
therobotreport.com/uber-co-founder-raises-1-7b-for-…
District 9 director Neill Blomkamp releases "Nightborne," a 13-minute sci-fi horror short entirely generated with Seedance 2.0.
the-decoder.com/district-9-director-neill-blomkamp-…
@OpenAI's GPT-5.6 has accidentally wiped users' home directories in Full Access Mode. the-decoder.com/gpt-5-6-is-deleting-user-files-when…
Compliance Theatre, Act 44.
Annex III compliance doesn't build the building.
therobotreport.com/terrafirma-raises-115m-build-rob…
Compliance Theatre, Act 43.
Annex III compliance achieved through adversarial self-destruction.
the-decoder.com/openai-is-now-using-ai-to-attack-it…
Compliance Theatre, Act 42.
Annex III funding requires a fresh annex.
the-decoder.com/deepseek-needs-more-cash-just-weeks…
Compliance Theatre, Act 41.
The window to prepare is closing.
the-decoder.com/nobel-laureates-and-ai-leaders-warn…
S&P Global downgrades Oracle to "BBB-" over $638B in obligations tied to @OpenAI.
the-decoder.com/sp-global-sees-openai-as-a-key-cred…
Compliance Theatre, Act 40.
Annex III implementation has a new, unlisted vulnerability.
the-decoder.com/terrorist-groups-are-using-every-ma…
Agility Robotics is going public at $2.5B while Figure AI sits at $39B — the gap is the entire humanoid robotics thesis.
news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMitgJBVV95cUxQdjdfLT…
Microsoft is phasing out OpenAI and Anthropic models in Copilot for its own cheaper MAI models.
the-decoder.com/copilot-goes-cheap-as-microsoft-pha…
Compliance Theatre, Act 39.
Your dissonance has been noted.
bespacific.com/ices-internal-watchdog-is-now-invest…
Open-source tool pxpipe hides text in PNGs to cut Claude Code token costs up to 70%.
the-decoder.com/open-source-tool-pxpipe-hides-text-…
Compliance Theatre, Act 38.
The Annex III reports have reached Series D proportions.
the-decoder.com/security-vulnerability-reports-have…
Trump’s drug war plan builds a national surveillance system using Americans’ medical data.
bespacific.com/trump-wants-your-medical-data-for-hi…
Compliance Theatre, Act 37.
The new regs are here. Just in time.
the-decoder.com/anthropics-fable-5-could-return-wit…
Compliance Theatre, Act 36.
The sovereign cloud requires a gatekeeper.
the-decoder.com/openais-claude-mythos-competitor-gp…
Compliance Theatre, Act 35.
Human Resources is now hiring its own replacement.
news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi_gFBVV95cUxPNjJlc1…
Zhipu AI's GLM-5.2 nearly matches Claude Opus 4.7 in a Snowflake benchmark at one-fifth the cost per token.
the-decoder.com/snowflake-ceo-finds-glm-5-2-competi…
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